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280 Best Car Quotes and Sayings

Last Updated: November 1, 2022 by Team

A car acts like a mirror of your personality. However, they are not more than a combination of metals. They do have feelings & emotions. Moreover, just like your girlfriend, your responsibility is to take care of her. The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.

Our latest car quotes collection covers various driving, racing, vintage, funny, and famous quotes. The car quotes below will give you strength and bring out the car guy inside of you.

Car Quotes and Sayings

Top 10 Car Quotes

“Give a man a car; he’ll be happy for a day. Give a man a woman; he’ll be happy for a night. Give man a woman who loves cars; happy for life.”

“I think that cars today are almost the exact equivalent of the great Gothic cathedrals: I mean the supreme creation of an era, conceived with passion by unknown artists, and consumed in image if not in usage by a whole population which appropriates them as a purely magical object.” – Roland Barthes

“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” – E. B. White

“It’s a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.” – Dale Earnhardt

“We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.” – James Woolsey

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” – Dudley Moore

“Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.” – Elon Musk

“It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.” – E. L. Doctorow

“The cars we drive say a lot about us.” – Alexandra Paul

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” – George Best

Shoes make an outfit; They are like rims for a car.

What is a Car?

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Definition of Car: A car (or automobile) is a wheeled motor vehicle used for transportation. Most definitions of cars say that they run primarily on roads, seat one to eight people, have four wheels, and mainly transport people rather than goods.
Car Quotes : It's what non-car people don't get. They see all cars as just ton-and-a-half, two-tons of wires, glass, metal and rubber. That's all they see. People like you or I know, we have an unshakable belief that cars are living entities. You can develop a relationship with a car. And that's just what non-car people don't get. - Jeremy Clarkson
Car Quotes

“My car runs on gas not friendship. So pay up.”

“My car is my car none of your car.”

“My car is a living thing, only I can talk to her.”

“My car has a boyfriend, named as, oil.”

“The car, the furniture, the wife, the children–everything had to be disposable. Because you see, the main thing today is shopping.” – Arthur Miller

“The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams.” – Evan Esar

“The car is not only to go somewhere it is my home, but I also do party, and s** and all my necessary things.”

“The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.” – Marshall Mcluhan

“The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.” – Marshall McLuhan

“The car as we know it is on the way out. To a large extent, I deplore its passing, for as a basically old-fashioned machine, it enshrines a basically old-fashioned idea: freedom. In terms of pollution, noise and human life, the price of that freedom may be high, but perhaps the car, by the very muddle and confusion it causes, may be holding back the remorseless spread of the regimented, electronic society.” – J.g. Ballard

“Cars’ is simply near and dear to my heart.” – John Lasseter

“Cars mean nothing to me. I’m not a car guy.” – Penn Jillettecar

“Cars come in three dimensions: height, width and debt.” – Evan Esar

“Cars bring me sheer joy.” – Evan Spiegel

That new car smell wears off after a few months. But that new car debt stays with you for five years...

“Car is the only thing which will be there in your bad times.”

“Cars belong to a physical world of escalating waste and declining green space, a world of environmental degradation, an asphalt nation in which we live and breathe. Car culture is forever bound to the historical relations of modern capitalist production and consumption.” – AMY L. BEST

“Cars aren’t merely modes of transit or material possessions to Texans; they are something of a state treasure. We share a special, almost religious attachment to the automobile, rooted, I suppose, in our mythological relationship to the horse, our economic underpinnings in the oil industry, and the inescapable fact that to get anywhere in this state, you have to cover a lot of ground.” – Jim Atkinson

“Cars are to the landscape what television sets are to interior decor–an unattractive necessity. For better or for worse, our lives are structured around these machines.” – Mary Riley Smith

“Cars are the ultimate symbol of freedom, independence and individualism. They offer the freedom to “go anywhere,” whenever it suits and with whom one chooses.” – Sarah Redshaw

“Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.” – Chris Bangle

“Cars are the reason we, you know, people live or die.” – Steven Curtis Chapman

“Cars are like rolling diaries, metal and plastic and paint tableaux of the last ten years of their drivers’ lives … every dent, every drooping slice of chrome, has a story behind it.” – Jim Atkinson

“Cars are cars. All over the world. Similarly made. Similarly sold. In a motorcade. Abandoned when they’re old.” – Paul Simon

“Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.” – Craig Benzine

“A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.” – Mario Andretti

“A new car is not going to change your life.” – Monica Ali

“A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.”

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” – Jaime Lerner

“A car for every purse and purpose.” – Alfred P. Sloan

“A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.” – Jean Cocteau

“The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.” – Edward McDonagh

I am an artist my,The track is my canvas, and my car is my brush. - Graham Hill

Famous Car Quotes

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“Automobiles have always been part of my life, and I’m sure they always will be. What is it about them that moves me? The sound of a great engine, the unity and uniqueness of an automobile’s engineering and coachwork, the history of the company and the car, and, of course, the sheer beauty of the thing.” – Edward Herrmann

“By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands of them bear testimony to this today, still running on the roads of Cuba though fueled with nationalized Venezuelan gasoline and maintained with spit and haywire.” – P. J. O’Rourke

“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.” – Erma Bombeck

“Consumers do not want a perceived cheap car; they want a car to flaunt. A car is as much about status and identity as it is about transport.” – Jens Martin Skibsted

“Environmentally friendly cars will soon cease to be an option… they will become a necessity.” – Fujio Cho

“Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.” – Tom Arnold

“Electric cars aren’t pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere.” – Alexandra Paul

“Electric cars are not going to take the market by storm, but it’s going to be a gradual improvement.” – Carlos Ghosn

“Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to another.” – Bill Gates

“Give a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage.” – John Le Carré

“Guns are like cars: you can trust a good used one better than one that’s brand new.” – Haruki Murakami

“I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.” – Ferdinand Porsche

“I invented nothing new. I simply assembled the discoveries of other men behind whom were centuries of work.” – Henry Ford

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” – Mitch Hedberg

“I really do encourage other manufacturers to bring electric cars to market. It’s a good thing, and they need to bring it to market and keep iterating and improving and make better and better electric cars, and that’s what going to result in humanity achieving a sustainable transport future. I wish it was growing faster than it is.” – Elon Musk

Buy the car you want, drive the road you want.

“I think about cars to try and distract myself. It’s a good way to relax, take your mind off everything.” – Asafa Powell

“I think there are more politicians in favor of electric cars than against. There are still some that are against, and I think the reasoning for that varies depending on the person, but in some cases, they just don’t believe in climate change – they think oil will last forever.”

“I will build a car for the great multitude. It will be large enough for the family, but small enough for the individual to run and care for. It will be constructed of the best materials, by the best men to be hired, after the simplest designs that modern engineering can devise. But it will be so low in price that no man making a good salary will be unable to own one — and enjoy with his family the blessing of hours of pleasure in God’s great open spaces.” – Henry Ford

“I’m a crazy car guy. I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars.” – Paul Walker

“In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000. I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn’t drive, but I had it in the parking lot there, and everybody that could drive would drive the car. So it was like a community thing.” – Willie Mays

“In a sense the car has become a prosthetic, and though prosthetics are usually for injured or missing limbs, the auto-prosthetic is for a conceptually impaired body or a body impaired by the creation of a world that is no longer human in scale.” – Rebecca Solnit

“Modern motor vehicles are safer and more reliable than they have ever been – yet more than 1 million people are killed in car accidents around the world each year, and more than 50 million are injured. Why? Largely because one perilous element in the mechanics of driving remains unperfected by progress: the human being.” – Tom Chatfield

“Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls. Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.”

“The American really loves nothing but his automobile: not his wife his child nor his country nor even his bank-account first (in fact he doesn’t really love that bank-account nearly as much as foreigners like to think because he will spend almost any or all of it for almost anything provided it is valueless enough) but his motor-car. Because the automobile has become our national sex symbol. We cannot really enjoy anything unless we can go up an alley for it.” – William Faulkner

“The fact is I don’t drive just to get from A to B. I enjoy feeling the car’s reactions, becoming part of it.” – Enzo Ferrari

“The reason American cars don’t sell anymore is that they have forgotten how to design the American Dream. What does it matter if you buy a car today or six months from now, because cars are not beautiful. That’s why the American auto industry is in trouble: no design, no desire.” – Karl Lagerfeld

“The single factor most responsible for the disruption of the family is the automobile. Its full effect cannot be assessed. Modern life, as we know, would be impossible without the ubiquitous motorcar. It broke up the old family and community.” – Alexander Lowen

“The time is right for electric cars – in fact the time is critical.” – Carlos Ghosn

“The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings.” – Lewis Hamilton

“There are three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars.” – Mario Lopez

“We at BMW do not build cars as consumer objects, just to drive from A to B. We build mobile works of art.” – Chris Bangle

“When consumers purchase a Toyota, they are not simply purchasing a car, truck or van.” – They are placing their trust in our company.” – Akio Toyoda

“Will there be a time in our lives when cars don’t crash? When a Mustang can warn a BMW that it’s changing lanes – or when we can just sit back and relax and our cars will drive themselves? Auto technology experts say “yes.” And they say that some of those advances may happen quicker than you might think.” – Doug Gross

“Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don’t care about other stuff.” – Louis C. K.

“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.” – H.G. Wells

“Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared.” – Robbins B. Stoeckel


Inspirational Car Quotes

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“Nothing is awesome then a classic car.”

“It’s not just a car. It’s someone else’s dream.”

“I owned my car and I will only drive it.”

“A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… you’re not going anywhere.” – Sean Hampton

“A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.” – Florence Griffith Joyner

“All of those cars were once just a dream in somebody’s head.” – Peter Gabriel

“Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.” – Colin Powell

“Cotton fields stretching miles and miles. Hank’s voice on the radio. Telephone poles, trees, and wires fly on by car wheels on a gravel road.” – Lucinda Williams

“Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris – they are things of beauty.” – Rod Stewart

“I am an artist my,The track is my canvas, and my car is my brush.” – Graham Hill

“I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car.”

“I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wizard puttputt-putting away.” – Jim Butcher

“I think that just sitting down and having casual conversation is the hardest stuff to do. But the extremes? I know what it feels like to come racing around the corner at 90 miles an hour, sliding the car sideways. I know what gear I’m hitting it in when I’m coming around the corner and where I need to downshift. So to me, that’s the fun stuff.”

“In the United States every man is entitled to life, liberty and a car in which to pursue happiness.” – Evan Esar

“It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.” – Mario Andretti

“It’s like driving your car. If you drive too fast on the highway, you will topple, so you better maintain your speed. Life is similar to that, and that’s the way you have to control your head.” – A. R. Rahman

“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.” – Colin McRae

“The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.” – Edward Abbey

“There’s a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.” – Dan Brown

“To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It’s futile to gaze at the world through a car window.” – Albert Einstein

“We have lost our vision for the future. Before, we say, ‘Nothing will be the same. Cars will fly, and we go to the end of the universe.’ We have this kind of naive but exciting idea of the future. Now, the vision has been reduced to ways to select our garbage and how to survive global warming.”

“We’re in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit.” – David Suzuki

“When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.” – Ayrton Senna

“When you have a great car, you want people to see the car.” – Andris Nelsons


New Car Quotes

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“As we drive down the freeways, we see the new cars, but not the massive new-car loans that enslave their drivers to the banks.” – Gerry Spence

“Every new car, you open the door, and you look at all those internal mellifluous swoopy bits, and they have no meaning.” – Jonathan Ive

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.” – Rita Rudner

“We’re going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.” – Larry Dixon

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip

“The percentage you’re paying is too high priced While you’re living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he’s made on your dreams.”

“I am a spiritual person in an eastern religion kind of way. I learned that happiness for all of us is a switch that you flick in your brain. It doesn’t have anything to do with getting a new house, a new car, a new girlfriend, or a new pair of shoes. Our culture is very much about that; we are never happy with what we have today.”

“People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.” – Orlando Bloom

“Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.” – Evan Esar

“Do hard work in silence and let your new car make some noise.”

“I am in love with this new lady called My New Car.”

“Smell of a new car is mind-blowing.”

“People post a New Car Status on their Instagram and show off to other people… I believe in other things.”

“Buying a new car is a big dream for soo many people.”

“Happy New car day to me.”

“My childhood dream is going to come true today, I am finally buying a new car for my family.”

“No one is buying a new car for you, you have to do it yourself.”

“I am going to upload a photo with my new car and add as WhatsApp status.”

“Never put your new car status on Whats App coz it can hurt other’s dreams.”

The cars we drive say a lot about us. - Alexandra Paul

Car Sayings

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“One person’s car is another person’s scenery.” – Jonathan Ive

“Life’s too short to drive boring cars.”

“I treat my car like a kid.”

“A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian.”

“All dash to and fro in motor cars, Familiar with the roads and settled nowhere.” – T.S.

“Always Remember, your car will never wake up and tell you it does not love you anymore.”

“As the cars go by under the sun like an enemy. You wonder, you wonder, you wonder.”

“Generally, cars were not built to sit on dealer lots. It encourages the wrong kind of behavior in the whole system.” – JRick Wagoner

“However happy people say they are, nobody is satisfied: we always have to be with the prettiest woman, buy a bigger house, change cars, desire what we do not have.”

“I don’t think I’m a good ol’ boy. Honestly, the last thing I am is a redneck. I like silk sheets, fancy cars, beautiful women, good whiskey.”

“I enjoy trying to develop a car and Mercedes are one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world.”

“I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.” – Edward Herrmann

“If you don’t look back at your car after you park it, you own the wrong car.”

“In life, you need a house and a car. After that, you have a choice.”

“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.” – Ben Berger

“It seemed a vehicle was well and truly dead once the stereo had melted.”

“It is the uninformed that drive around in radio frequency (RF) radiation filled cars.”

“It was like being in a car with the gas pedal slammed down to the floor and nothing to do but hold on and pretend to have some semblance of control. But control was something I’d lost a long time ago.”

“It’s more fun to drive a slow car fast, then to drive a fast car slow.”

“Leave sooner, drive slower, and live longer.”

“More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.” – Brock Yates

“Most of us have to spend a lot of energy to learn how to drive a car. Then we have to spend the rest of our lives over-concentrating as we drive and text and eat a burrito and put on makeup. As a result, 30,000 people die every year in a car accident in the U.S.”

“Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the automobile is.” – Diane Johnson

“Older cars tend to drive like older cars. That is not for me.” – Robert Herjavec

“Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you’re always going to find a hip-hop tape; that’s all I buy, that’s all I live, that’s all I listen to, that’s all I love.”

“Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.” – Evan Esar

“Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.” – Evan Davis

“The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life’s work complete.” – Rudolf Diesel

“The problem with traffic is that the people of today are driving the cars of tomorrow on the roads of yesterday.” – Bob Talbert

“There were some people, it seemed, who were incapable of being pleasant about anything. Of course, the cars that such people drove tended to be difficult as well. Nice cars have nice drivers; bad cars have bad drivers. A person’s gearbox revealed everything that you could want to know about that person.” – Alexander Mccall Smith

“There’s nothing wrong with the car except that it’s on fire.” – Murray Walker

“We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.” – Jeremy Clarkson

“When it all got taken away, I was becoming a young man. So I had to sacrifice to leave my family… Sleeping in my car, getting an apartment for a month and getting evicted the next month. Staying in the $25, $50 hotels.”

“It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.”

“Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.”

Your happiness depends on the quality of car you drive

Funny Car Quotes

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“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.” – Amit Kalantri

“Shoes make an outfit; they’re like rims for a car.” – Omari Hardwick

“She’s not just four wheels and an engine. She’s home.”

“Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.”

“Fast cars are my only vice.” – Michael Bay

“Don’t touch me! I am not that mind of car.”

“We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.” – James Woolsey

“A doctor is not a mechanic. A car doesn’t react with a mechanic, but a human being does.”

“A fast car can make women ‘like’ a man; and a man ‘like’ women … fast.” – Mokokoma

“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.” – Carrie Snow

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” – Peter De

“After being bombarded endlessly by road-safety propaganda it was almost a relief to find myself in an actual accident.” – J.G.

“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.” – Anita Clenney

“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.” – Dan

“Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.” – Will Rogers

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” – Albert Einstein

“Automobiles are unreliable and dangerous slaves. They frequently revolt and kill their masters. I hate them.” – Michael D. O’Brien

“Don’t get your fuel from the same place your car does.” – Michael Pollan

“Driving a hot car is a lot like sex to me, or a lot like I keep thinking sex should be: A total body experience, overwhelming, to all the senses, taking you places you’ve never been, packing a punch that leaves you breathless and touches your soul. The Viper was way more satisfying then my last boyfriend.” – Karen Marie Moning

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”

“Good cars get you from point A to point B. Great cars…Well they just get you in to trouble.”

“Having a car is not worthy until you have a friend to show off.”

“He did not care in which direction the car was travelling, so long as he remained in the driver’s seat.” – Max Beaverbrook

“Horns sounded from the trapped vehicles on the motorway, a despairing chorus.” – J. G. Ballard

“I am emotional about engines, if you hurt my car, you hurt my heart.” – Amit Kalantri

“I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.’ I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” – Steven Wright

“I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper.”

“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.” – Steven Wright

“I have five members in my family Mom, Dad, Sister, Me and my Car.”

“I was homeless for almost a year and a half, just living in my car or bouncing around peoples’ houses, going to 7-Eleven at the end of the day and asking them for the taquitos that they were going to throw out because I hadn’t eaten in two days.”

“I’m probably more dangerous in a car than I am on a motorbike; on a bike I’m very mindful of the fact that if you make a mistake, you’re dead.” – James McAvoy

“I’ve always been asked, ‘What is my favorite car?’ and I’ve always said ‘The next one.’” – Carroll Shelby

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day weekend.” – Doug Larson

“If one day the speed kills me dont be sad because i will have died smiling.”

“If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow.” – Ross Bentley

“If there isn’t a parking space out front or I can’t see my car from the window, we’re eating somewhere else.”

“If you give some men an inch, they’ll park a foreign sports car in it.” – Evan Esar

“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.” – Jeff Foxworthy

“If you purchased your car with your own money than it’s ride is just inexpressible.”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson

“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?” – Steven Wright

“In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny.” – Jose Froilan Gonzalez

“Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot, so do we seize upon love not to revel in its ecstasies but to haggle over its blue-book value.”

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” – Francoise Sagan

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” – Erma Bombeck

“No other man-made device since the shields and lances of ancient knights fulfills a man’s ego like an automobile.” – William Rootes

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.” – Mac McCleary

“Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.”

“The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.”

“The most exasperating car trouble is when the engine won’t start and the payments won’t stop.” – Evan Esar

“There is no class of person more moved by hate than the motorist.” – C. R. Hewitt

“There’s no way we could take cars off the planet and not have our society fall apart. So they’re a necessary evil, in that sense.” – Lindsay Wagner

“Wealthy people one of life’s greatest thrill…making the last car payment.”

“Whatever I think of, that’s what I do. I wake up and think, ‘I want to buy a car’, I buy a car. I wake up and be like, ‘I just want to lay in bed with my girl’, I do that. I wake up and want to rap, I rap. So whatever I think of.”

“When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there’s a good chance the transmission is shot.” – Larry Lujack

“Win or lose, star or not, you wait for your car with everyone else, and waiting for your car is a drag.”

“Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.” – Tim Allen

“You don’t have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.”

“You ride in a limousine the first time, it’s a big thrill but after that it’s just a stupid car.” – Bruce Springsteen

“Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible — or even sinful — that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!”

“One has to go back a while to recall a time when cars were simply means of transportation. In those days, they were just considered automobiles. Today, cars are extensions of their owners. They make statements about the character and status of their owners. They are loved, polished and pampered by some owners. They elicit a wide range of emotions, ranging from exasperation when they don’t work to pure delight when they are expensive, beautiful and drive like a dream. They cause people to stare and drool and say “Some day….”

“Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.” – Mary Ellen Kelly

“A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.”

“A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.” – American Proverb

“Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.”

“Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.”

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.” – Dave Barry

“I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.” – Steven Wright

“You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.”

“A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.” – Bill Vaughan

“Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”

“The elderly don’t drive that badly; they’re just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.” – Jason Love

“Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.” – John Updike

“Automobiling is a joy, sublime, If you’ve enough gas and your tires are fine!” – Gertrude Tooley Buckingham

“On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.” – Curtis McDougall


Car Love Quotes

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“I have a silent girlfriend and she is my one and only car.”

“I am in love with my car.”

“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.” – Ray Romano

“Here in my car. I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. It’s the only way to live.” – Gary Numan

“I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.” – Brock Yates

“I also tend to like cars that need me. To me, cars are like old screen doors. I know that if I jiggle the latch and move it this way, it will open for me and no one else. And that’s the kind of cars I like. So I’m the worst possible kind of consumer to do a test on. I like idiosyncratic things. I mean Bugatti had that hard-to-make hollow front axle and mechanical brakes, long after everybody else changed to hydraulics. But that’s what gives Bugattis character, and that’s what makes them interesting to me.” – Jay Leno

“I always loved cars. I used to play ‘Need for Speed’ all the time… any racing game.”

“I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it’s an engine.” – Amit

“I have two or three cars that I like, but today, Ferrari would be the best car I have driven in terms of being an impressive car.” – Ratan Tata

“I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless it’s a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit in the back of a car, where I can look out the window, answer my emails on my iPad, or hold hands with a pretty girl.”

“I like cars. I like travel. I like the idea of people breaking down and I’m the only one who can help them get on the road again. It would be like being a magician. Just open up the hood and cast your magic spell.” – Sam Shepard

“I only give seats to precious folks in my car.”

“I only feel comfortable in my own car even it is a Ferrari or ford.”

“I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.” – T-Pain

“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.” – Amit Kalantri

“I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.” – Ben Stein

“I love fast cars… and to go too fast in them.” – Lara Flynn Boyle

“I love everything from old-school cars to whatever the latest muscle or luxury vehicles are.” – Ludacris

“I’d been raised to be practical and keep my emotions in check, but I loved cars. That was one of the few legacies I’d picked up from my mom. She was a mechanic, and some of my best childhood memories were of working in the garage with her.”

“I’ve always been into cars. Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It’s unavoidable.” – Matthew Fox

“If you don’t know how much I love my car so back off.”

“Maybe the bike is more dangerous, but the passion for the car for me is second to the bike.” – Valentino Rossi

“Since I’ve owned one of these, driving is like going for a stroll in the park.”

“Sometimes, I tell my wife I have to take a car trip and collect new memories – I like to drive around at absolute random for weeks on end through the United States and parts of Canada. Or else I feel trapped, like you feel when your life is completely planned for months in advance, and you think you’re not getting enough oxygen.”

“You can’t buy happiness but you can buy cars and that’s kind of the same thing.”

“You can’t treat a car like a patient. A car needs love.”

“There will always be a love triangle between me, my car and the one who loves me.”

There's a lot of stress. but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window. Dan Brown

Cute Car Quotes

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“Look at this beauty.”

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen

“Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.” – Amit

“The older Mercedes is absolutely beautiful. It’s got that lovely purring feeling as the engine ticks over, which you just don’t get in a modern car.”

“When I was 16, everyone else got a car; I got a motorcycle.”

“When I was a kid, I’d wake up extraordinarily early every morning and turn on the television, scanning for episodes of ‘The Jetsons.’ For some reason, I loved the notion of a future where there would be flying cars, supercomputers, and most of all, robot maids to take care of the chores.”

“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.” – Russell Baker

“Why is it that all cars are women? Because they’re fussy and demanding.” – Patricia Briggs

“Happiness is sitting on the driving seat and drive.”

“Treat well your car and it will never give a single problem after.”

“I never believed in love at first sight but… My car proved me wrong.”

“Wroom Wroom! Wroom Wroom! My Car is coming!”

“It is time to hit the road with my beauty.”

“Now you are mine forever.”

“We have a lot of memories in our car.”


Vintage Car Quotes

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“I am a huge comic book fan, and I love everything vintage: cars, movies, music, art, and style — especially the 1950s style.” – Mateus Ward

“I like old cars, old watches, anything with a vintage, antique kind of a feel to it. I’m just more in tune with that than anything else.” – David Boreanaz

“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible — cowards and fools.” – Russell Baker

“I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I’m gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.” – Patton Oswalt

“I don’t like new cars; I’m into vintage cars — there’s a Jaguar E-Type in the ‘Goldie’ video.” – ASAP Rocky

“I like to mix and match vintage with designer. It’s how I create my own style.” – Carly Rae Jepsen



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I hope the car quotes will be helpful for you. As car sayings state, “Give a man a car; he will be happy for a day. Give a man a woman; he will be happy for a night. Give a man a woman who loves cars; happy for life.”

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