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360 Best Chocolate Quotes and Sayings

Chocolate is made from cocoa beans, turning into a tasty treat to satisfy our taste buds. Chocolate is one of the most popular flavors in the entire world. Everyone loves eating chocolate desserts and snacks. Whether you’re a dark or white chocolate fan, this tasty treat will make your mouth water. This rich-in-antioxidant treat is also a valuable source of quick-release energy and uplifts our moods.

Chocolate is a must-have indulgence for most and a delight for parents to savor during a pause on a busy day. It offers a sweet little rush of soothing endorphins, gives you a boost to get through the afternoon, and is a delicious treat anytime. If you are a true lover of chocolate, you’ll savor these quotes about chocolate.

This collection of sweet sayings and wise words will have your mouth watering. Indulge in the finer things in life and treat your taste buds to something good. Share these great chocolate quotes with someone you love to activate their sweet tooth.

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“Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit and nuts.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“Why couldn’t Jesus command us to obsess over everything, to try to control and manipulate people, to try not to breathe at all, or to pay attention, stomp away to brood when people annoy us, and then eat a big bag of Hershey’s Kisses in bed?” – Anne Lamott

“Why can no one here think of anything but chocolates?” – Joanne Harris

“Who said that chocolate is not one of the main energetics of the human diet? Seems more nutritious to me than beans and broccoli, just to name a few.” – Isabel Allende

“Wherever chocolate is made, chocolate is chocolate. And any month that contains the letter a, e, i, o, or u is the proper time to share it with others.” – David Augsburger

“When you feel like dying, chocolate tastes even better than usual.” – Romain Gary

“When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.” – Joan Bauer

“When things are rough all you need is chocolate.” – Geraldine Solon

“When no one understands you, chocolate is there.” – Daniel Worona

“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” – Regina Brett

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CHOCOLATE EAT IT ALL AND TELLNO ONE.

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“A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.”

“A chocolate doesn’t ask stupid questions, it gives immediate answers.” – Carlo Pin

“Chocolate: the poor man’s’ champagne.” – Daniel Worona

“Chocolate: the mixture of toasted cocoa nibs with sugar and cinnamon; because with cocoa alone, we only make cocoa paste and not chocolate.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“Chocolate: “Here today, gone today.””

“Chocolate! This is a word that evokes indescribable ecstasies. Is there a man, a woman or a child who has not desired it, who has not devoured it, and who the next moment has not dreamed of devouring it again?” – Elaine Gonzales

“Chocolate without sugar, sometimes can be bitter, but it will always be sweeter than a hurting truth.” – Carlos Barra

“Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.” – Karl Petzke

“Chocolate should be savored, not rushed.” – Rick Riordan

“Chocolate says ‘I’m sorry’ so much better than words.” – Rachel Vincent

“Chocolate remedies adversity.” – Jareb Teague

“Chocolate plunges otherwise normal beings into strange ecstatic states.” – John West

“Chocolate makes us perverse, it awakens guilt in us, it pushes us to sin, it gives us health, it makes us chic and happy.” – Elaine Sherman

“Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers.” – Benneville Strohecker

“Chocolate is, rather than nectar or ambrosia, the true food of the gods.” – Joseph Bachot

“Chocolate is therapy in a wrapper.”

“Chocolate is the secret to eternal youth. Like, have you ever seen a 7-year old eating a chocolate bar who’s all wrinkly and haggard?”

“Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created.” – Sandra Bullock

“Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.” – Mariska Hargitay

“Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.”

“Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don’t have any.” – Marja McGraw

“Chocolate is so intense and pure it should be named an element and given a spot on the periodic table. It would be Ch, which isn’t even taken.” – Laini Taylor

“Chocolate is not something you can take or leave, something you like only moderately. You don’t like chocolate. You don’t even love chocolate. Chocolate is something you have an affair with.” – Geneen Roth

“Chocolate is not only palatable, it is also a wonderful balm for the mouth.” – Stephani Blancardi

“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Monday’s.”

“Chocolate is my soothing friend, who comforts me better than my friend.”

“Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.” – Michelle M. Pillow

“Chocolate is like my best friend and the most intense pleasure at the same time, perhaps not the most intense, but the most regular and reliable one.” – Chloe Doutre-Roussel

“Chocolate is like a delicious, magical pill to a better frame of mind.”

“Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.” – Ursula Kohaupt

“Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.” – Terri Guillemets

“Chocolate is good with… vanilla, milk, strawberries, ice cream, chocolate!”

“Chocolate is everything, a 360 ° world. Unfortunately, we often forget that it is not born as such, the tablets are not collected from trees. At the base there are the cocoa beans, from which the chocolate is then extracted in all its forms and textures.” – Ernst Knam

“Chocolate is divine, soft, sensual, deep. Black, sumptuous, gratifying, powerful, dense, creamy, seductive, suggestive, rich, excessive, silky, soft, luxurious, heavenly…” – Elaine Sherman

“Chocolate is comfort without words.” – Ursula Kohaupt

“Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.” – Jill Shalvis

“Chocolate is both an industry and a sensation.” – Herman A. Berliner

“Chocolate is as sweet as sunshine.”

“Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.” – Jason Love

“Chocolate is an antidepressant, so it’s ideal when you start gaining weight.” – Jason Love

“Chocolate is always the answer, no matter what the question is.”

“Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power…it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.” – Justus von Liebig

“Chocolate is a living matter, it has its own inner language. Only when it feels the object of intimate attention, and only then, does it cease to bewitch the throat and begin to dialogue with the senses.” – Alexander Von Humboldt

“Chocolate is a happiness that you can eat.” – Ursula Kohaupt

“Chocolate is a delicious treat connected to my heart.”

“Chocolate is a delicious explosion of happiness in my mouth.”

“Chocolate fixes everything.”

“Chocolate face to face is sumptuous, at the end of a dinner it is superb, it is happiness, a rite, a ceremony.” – Sonia Rykiel

“Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same substance that the brain releases when we are in love. So why fall in love? Eat chocolate!”

“Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.”

“Chocolate and sweets, two things that make life worth living.” – Gianni Monduzzi

“Chocolate always fits your mood – sweet, bitter, and light.”

“Chocolate also has a symbolic value in the rituals of amorous courtship. What woman hasn’t seen her defenses collapse in front of a box of chocolates?” – Isabel Allende

“Chocolate- a delicious cure for a bad day.”

“Chocolate is ruin, happiness, pleasure, love, ecstasy, fantasy…” – Elaine Sherman

“Chocolate is one of the world’s most beloved discoveries, and when we need a quick boost of energy and endorphins, chocolate is the go-to treat.” – Marcus Samuelsson

“Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.” – Sonja Blumenthal

“Chocolate is a good thing. There are young ladies who love only the bitter variety – haughty gourmets.” – Vladimir Nabokov

Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit.

Funny Chocolate Quotes

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“When the day is getting you down, eat chocolate. Life gets a little sweeter, one bite at a time.”

“When I wake up the next morning, there’s a Hershey’s Kiss sitting on the table beside me.” – Rick Yancey

“When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the ‘Lion King’ soundtrack. It’s really odd, but it’s true.” – Blake Lively

“When I feel myself getting overwhelmed, I take a deep breath and eat a piece of chocolate.” – Adrian Grenier

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” – Katharine Hepburn

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?” – Cassandra Clare

“What are cartridges used for in a battle? Me, instead, I always take chocolate.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Welcome my friends, welcome to my chocolate factory.” – Willy Wonka

“We have chocolate in common ― that’s enough.” – Rachel Hollis

“Wanna be always happy? Always carry some chocolate with you .” – Pablo

“Walking by chocolate without eating it is impossible for me.”

“Venice is like eating an entire box of liqueur chocolates all at once.” – Truman Capote

“Unlike therapy, you don’t need an appointment for chocolate. Plus, it’s way cheaper!”

“Treat sadness with chocolate and laugh in the faces of passers-by!” – Marina Tsvetaeva

“To the questions of life, chocolate gives an answer articulated in many cubes and flakes.” – Fabrizio Caramagna

“This chocolate bar and I will have no more secrets for each other by the end of the evening.” – Fabrizio Caramagna

“They say chocolate replaces sex in many brain chemical functions. I didn’t know I had so much sex …” – Guru

“There’s no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest.” – Nanci Rathbun

“There’s a sure shot way to get rid of that frown, when you have some chocolate around.” – Manali Manan Desai

“There is nothing more significant than love and chocolate. They make a truly winning combination.”

“The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!” – Terry Moore

“Take chocolate so that the meanest companies seem good to you.” – Madame de Sévigné

“Sweeten up your sorrows with a sliver of chocolate.”

“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst

“Sometimes a girl’s gotta have some chocolate!” – Carrie Underwood

“Some people choose therapy. The rest of us choose chocolate.”

“So, have a piece of chocolate today and feel like a queen or king!” – Subscribe to Kidadl!

“Sexuality? It’s like when you ate too much chocolate. Then we have a liver attack …” – Brigitte Bardot

“Self-discipline involves some unpleasant things for me, for example staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands off women’s skirts.” – Oleg Kiselev

“Romance is quite an overblown word. This idea of chocolates and champagne and that’s it.” – Joanna Lumley

“Researchers have found that chocolate produces reactions in the brain similar to those of marijuana… They have also found other similarities but can’t remember them anymore!” – Matt Lauer

“Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.” – Sandra Boynton

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa

“Life without chocolate is a life that lacks something important.” – Frederic Morton

“Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.” – Nina Sandmann

“Life is like chocolate, it’s the bitter that makes you appreciate the sugar.” – Xavier Brebion

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump

“Let’s celebrate our agreement by adding some milk chocolate.” – Homer Simpson

“Let’s protect planet Earth. Chocolate doesn’t exist elsewhere.”

“If you start a chocolate company, you can’t compete with Cadbury in the first ten years because they are a big company.” – Tamim Iqbal

“If you give her some chocolates, she’s on a diet. If you give her flowers, she’s allergic.”

“If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?” – Marquise de Sévigné

“If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook

“If I were a school principal, I would get rid of the history teacher and replace him with a chocolate teacher; my students would study at least one subject that concerns them all.” – Roald Dahl

“If I ever meet with the man who fulfills my ideal, I shall make it a condition of the marriage settlement, that I am to have chocolate under the pillow.” – Wilkie Collins

“If God were a woman, the world would work better. And there would be fewer calories in chocolate and more in endives.” – Alix Girod

“If God gives you chocolate, you open your mouth, no?” – Alejandro Jodorowsky

“If chocolate is the answer….the question is irrelevant.” – Kim Knott

“If chocolate is a taste of Heaven, what does the fact that it is within everyone’s reach mean?” – David Augsberger

“If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn’t it be safe to eat the other half?” – Wakas Mir

“Every now and then, I’ll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate… I think something is wrong with them.” – Steve Almond

“Every now and then, I’ll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don’t trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they’re probably ― and this must be said ― total duds in bed.” – Steve Almond

“Every chocolate is like phases in life… Some are crunchy, some are soft, some are nutty, but all of them are delicious.”

“Even if you give a cow a drink of cocoa you will not milk chocolate.” – Stanislaw Lec

“Either you bring me some chocolate or you leave me alone.”

“Don’t ruin a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.” – Lora Brody

“Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.” – Lora Brody

“Does the notion of chocolate contradict the principle of free will?” – Sandra Boynton

“Do I have a chocolate addiction? No, chocolate is the one addicted to me.”

“Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl’s best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate.”

“Anyone who has drunk a cup of chocolate resists a day of travel.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“And the truth is that men come and go in our lives, they can bring joy or pain but whatever happens we have our friendship and chocolate, no one can take them away.” – Carole Matthews

“An idea is like a pain au chocolat. You have to let it cool to see if it is really good.” – Serge Uzzan

“After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.” – Mel Gibson

“After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.” – Mel Gibson

“A little too much chocolate is just about the right amount.”

“A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.” – Marcia Carrington

“A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.” – Ray Bradbury

“A good cup of chocolate around 11 in the morning opens the stomach for lunch.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“A 25-gram bar of chocolate equals four kilos of fat.” – Arthur Bloch

THE PERFECTLY BALANCED DIET IS CHOCOLATE IN BOTH HANDS!

Short Chocolate Quotes

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“My weakness was chocolate but now it’s you.”

“Oh how I wished stress was chocolate-coated.”

“Whether you succeed or fail, you celebrate with chocolate.”

“What is health? It’s chocolate!” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“Unlike people, I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.”

“The key to happiness comes in chocolate flavor.”

“My favorite color is chocolate.”

“No chocolate – no breakfast!” – Charles Dickens

“To angels, God gave wings, to humans, chocolate.”

“Tough is when you are out of chocolate.”

“Tobacco can kill, chocolate can’t.” – Fidel Castro

“The chocolate is calling; I must go!”

“Money can talk, but chocolate sings.”

“Life is too short not to have one more piece of chocolate.”

“Life is sweeter with chocolate.”

“Life happens, chocolate helps.”

“Let’s face it, nothing is sweeter than chocolate.”

“I pray. I meditate. I eat chocolate. I dance.” – Elizabeth Perkins

“I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.” – Deanna Troi

“Let life be sweet like chocolate.”

“Is there chocolate in heaven? If not, then I’m not going.”

“If I die eating chocolate, I’ll die happy.” – Cailey Sims

“A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.”

“Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.”

“Die eating chocolate, and you die happy.”

“Happy are those who find unexpected chocolate.”

“Everything that I am, I owe to chocolate.”

“Dear Chocolate, Life is sweeter when we are together.”

“For instant comfort, just add chocolate.”

“Besides chocolate you’re my favorite.”

“Attention! Chocolate can reduce the size of your clothes.”

“Anything tastes better when dipped in chocolate.”

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” – Jo Brand

“Chocolate makes the world go round.”

“Chocolate makes my heart happy.”

“Chocolate helps bring out my dark side.”

“I love you more than chocolate.”

Life Happens. Chocolate helps. Sue Costello

Hot Chocolate Quotes

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“A good morning greets you with a cup of hot latte, but only love can add a sprinkle of chocolate.” – S. Lawrence

“Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.” – Judith Olney

“Because the best gift in life, is just having someone to drink hot chocolate with.” – Tessa Shaffer

“Too hot for chocolate to handle! I mean, they literally melt in my hands.”

“Nights alone in my yellow kitchen, I made myself hot chocolate. I missed my mother. In my window, maple leaves rusted, young fall blooming.” – Aspen Matis

“People are so worried by nature that if we save them from drowning and, once on the bank, we give them hot chocolate and cakes, they will be afraid of catching cold.” – John Jay Chapman

“On hot chocolate: It flatters you for a while, it warms you for an instant; then all of a sudden, it kindles a mortal fever in you.” – Marie

“Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.” – Henri Frederic Amiel

“Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.”

“He stared at his hot chocolate like it held the secret to the universe.” – Lilith Saintcrow

“I’ve got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I’m a happy girl.” – Shiloh Walker

“I don’t drink tea or coffee. I’m like a child: I like fruit juices and sodas and creamy hot chocolate.” – Talulah Riley

“There is nothing more aphrodisiac than a chocolate mousse spread on the skin, but make sure that the skin is yours, because if you brush your partner with mousse, then you will have to lick it and it is very high caloric potential.” – Isabel Allende

“There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

“There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes; Any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.” – Sandra Boynton

“There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.” – Jill Shalvis

“Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful.” – J.K.Rowling

“The world is divided into: those who eat chocolate without bread; those who cannot eat chocolate unless they also eat bread; those who don’t have chocolate; those who do not have bread.” – Stefano Benni

“The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, which belongs to the same sphere as the sexual one … As far as I’m concerned, I can enjoy the mischievous pleasure of chocolate … entirely by myself. Discretion makes it better.” – Ruth Westheimer

“I’ve always got a sweet tooth. I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.” – Tony McCoy

“I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.” – Amy Neftzger

“I’m grateful for every day I’m still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it’s the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.” – Joan Rivers

“I was the offbeat character that had to kiss the offbeat boys and, ugh, some of the boys they brought in. There was one boyfriend in particular, we had to climb a mountain, and he was just weird and awful, and I hated it. So the producers left a big bag of Hershey Kisses after that taping saying, “Here are some kisses you will actually enjoy. Thanks for doing this.” Isn’t that so nice?” – Andrea Barber

“I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.” – Deb Caletti

“I used to have a chocolate problem. Then I found some; so problem solved!”

“I train for about an hour five days a week and feel I’m in the best shape I’ve ever been. I can eat what I want and that includes scoffing half a big bar of Cadbury’s a day.” – Peter Andre

“I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.” – Caroline Rhea

“I learned about the only two remedies for pain , sadness , paturnias and similar sores of the human heart : they are chocolate and time … I mean that when you feel sad and grief, you just need to eat a little of chocolate or wait a while.” – Tommaso Landolfi

“I know that God is a man. If he were a woman he would have created chocolate flavored sperm.” – Carrie Snow

“I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.” – Greg Behrendt

“I guess if I’m a product, either you’re chocolate, you’re vanilla or you’re butterscotch. You can’t be all three.” – Bruno Mars

“I eat like a horse – my mother still brings me Cadbury’s chocolate from Britain; I do have a very healthy appetite – but I work out.” – Catherine Zeta-Jones

All you need is love but a little chocolate never hurts.

Dark Chocolate Quotes

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“You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about.” – Ray Nagin

“My weakness is dark chocolate. I carry little tins of it in my purse.” – Sharon Stone

“My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages.” – Carla Gugino

“Dark foods like coffee, chocolate, truffles are often associated with things like excitement and luxury. These dark and strange substances must be very old and full of meaning.” – Margaret Visser

“Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness – but not together.” – Gail Simmons

“Dark chocolate improves the day, sweetens thoughts and merges them into a message of love.” – Angela Randisi

“I try to eat pretty healthy, but I do love carbs. So, I’m not the person who could stick to a perfectly healthy diet. I love chocolate too so I always have dark chocolate Hershey’s kisses in my purse ready for me to have throughout the day. Dark chocolate is my weakness!” – Tara Lipinski

“I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.” – Abigail Spencer

“I love dark chocolate – I could eat it ’til I puke.” – Behati Prinsloo

“I adore dark chocolate.” – Diane von Furstenberg

“Every day I eat the four essential nutrients for good health: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and cocoa.” – Debra Tracy

“Even a small amount of dark chocolate can be exquisitely satisfying if you meditate on it.” – Dean Ornish

“Chocolate is of course the stuff dreams are made of. Rich, dark, silky, sweet dreams that cloud the senses and arouse the passions.” – Judith Olney

“Chocolate makes everyone happy. Sharing chocolates with others is a form of communication which says, You can share all your sweet and dark secrets with me.” – Ruchi Prabhu

“I love Hershey’s chocolate. I feel the same about chocolate as I do about wine. Connoisseurs like dark chocolate and they like nasty wine that doesn’t taste good to me. I don’t get it!” – Paula Deen

“I’m a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages.” – Carla Gugino

“Sharing chocolates with others is a form of communication which says, You can share all your sweet and dark secrets with me.” – Ruchi Prabhu

“White Chocolate. Intense, sweet. But not deep. Okay for prom dates or flings, but not to get serious… Milk chocolates are guys you could date for like a few months, and dark chocolates are for love.” – E. Lockhart

“I don’t know anything more erotic than a bar with a high percentage of cocoa.” – Paul Loup Sulitzer

“I don’t go up to guys. I’m all about a guy sending me flowers, getting me chocolates and surprising me.” – Emeraude Toubia

“I don’t drown my pains. I choke them with chocolate.”

“I did get Tom Hanks to say, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates’.” – James Lipton

“I couldn’t separate my mouth from the delicious edges of his cup. A chocolate to die for, soft, velvety, fragrant, intoxicating.” – Guy de Maupassant

“I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.” – Lora Brody

“I can’t live without chocolate, I always carry a box in my bag.” – Nancy Meyers

“I can make chocolates disappear in an instant! How about you, what’s your secret talent?”

“How to avoid eating too much chocolate? Melt it and drink it!”

“Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.” – Joanne Harris

“Happiness sometimes comes through chocolate.” – Ibousto

“Good chocolate won’t make you sick. It won’t even make you fat.” – Robert Linxie

“Good chocolate should be listed as a masterpiece, a sculpture, an artist’s proof, and taste it sweetly while drinking hot oriental tea, listening to Mozart.” – Sonia Rykiel

“God isn’t chocolate, he’s the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.” – Amelie Nothomb

“God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.”

“Getting rid of a frown is easy when there’s chocolate around.”

“Ganache is a mix of chocolate and cream. Warm cream, warm chocolate, they want to get to know each other ― they’re happy.” – Alex Guarnaschelli

“Fudge is needed by everyone on Earth. It helps us cope in life.”

“Forget the diamonds, it’s chocolate, I think you’ll agree, girls’ best friend.” – Carole Matthews

DON'T BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW UNLESS IT'S CHOCOLATE.

Chocolate Cake Quotes

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“My therapist told me the way to achieve inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry

“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don’t think of calories.” – Amit Kalantri, “Wealth Of Words.”

“Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is a croissant and a chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There’s so many things, you have to learn to appreciate it all. When I don’t eat as much as I should, I’m not fun to be around; I’m fussy.” – Nina Dobrev

“It’s fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I’ll know that if I ate chocolate cake, maybe I won’t the next day.” – Camila Mendes

“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.” – Audrey Hepburn

“He showed the words ‘chocolate cake’ to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. ‘Guilt’ was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: ‘celebration.’” – Michael Pollan

“I love chocolates. It could be something as simple as a chocolate cake with vanilla ice-cream, or it could be macarons filled with chocolate.” – Ranveer Singh

“Just knowing that I have a secret stash of chocolate is genuinely comforting.”

“It’s all fun and games until your children hear the crinkle of the wrapper.”

“It’s strengthening, restorative, and apt to repair decayed strength and make people strong.” – Louis Lemery

“It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.” – Graham Greene

“Is the mother of an Easter egg a chocolate hen?” – From Children’s Words / Enfandises.com

“Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate for behavior modification. I wonder if science has already discovered this.” – Jim Parsons

“In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.” – Salman Rushdie

“In chocolate there are nuanced shades of black, veiled mysteries of taste, abysses of pleasure.” – Fabrizio Caramagna

“In a perfect world, neither chocolate nor alcohol would have so many calories.” – John Gratton

“I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.” – Amy Neftzger

IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME JUST SAY CHOCOLATE I’LL ALWAYS TURN AROUND.

Chocolate Day Quotes

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“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.” – Dave Barry

“Your career is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get. But everything you get is going to teach you something along the way and make you the person you are today.” – Nick Carter

“You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the librarians would like tea. Or chocolates. Or a reliable source of funding.” – Neil Gaiman

“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” – George Carlin

“You just need a little perspective. Warmed chocolate can give you that.” – Giada De Laurentiis

“You can’t recall my name? Just say chocolate, and I’ll turn around.”

“You are the chocolate of my life. You make everything sweeter.”

“Women need chocolate. It’s a scientific fact.” – Sophie Kinsella

“Women have a special relationship with chocolate mostly because our culture tells them to. It goes back to the old claptrap about sweet treats being for ‘ladies’, while savoury tastes for men.” – Bee Wilson

“Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.” – John Green

“The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare… neither knew chocolate.” – Sandra Boynton

“My father and mother had almost no time for me. I remembered that I was not needed by anyone, and all my life I doubted that it could be otherwise. Chocolate was my only love, and it never betrayed me.” – Audrey Hepburn

“My desire for chocolate has seldom diminished, even in times of great peril.” – Marcel Desaulnier

“My chocolate bars have become marmalade.” – Sick Body

“Music soothes the soul, but chocolate works faster.”

“Money can’t buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.” – Hanako Ishii

“He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.” – Ilona Andrews

“Have a piece of chocolate today and feel like a queen or king!” – Mike O’Halloran

“Happy chocolate, who after having traveled the world, through the smiles of women, finds death in a tasty and melting kiss from their mouths.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

CHOCOLATE DOESN'T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS chocolate understands.

Coffee And Chocolate Quotes

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“I don’t drink coffee, but I do try to find a way to get some chocolate in every day.” – Danielle Brooks

“I can’t function without coffee and I cannot refuse chocolate.” – Richard Norris

“Forget coffee. I start my day with chocolate.”

“Coffee and chocolate ― the inventor of mocha should be sainted.” – Cherise Sinclair

“A little chocolate in my coffee sweetens me up.”

“Parent time out: Eating chocolate while locked in the bathroom.”

“Over the years, I’ve discovered that I’m in a very loving relationship with chocolate.”

“Opposites that attract. Like orange peel and chocolate.” – Fabrizio Caramagna

“Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.” – Gina Barreca

“On the sixth day, God created the Clown, Antonet, Pipo, Bario, Paul, Albert and François Fratellini, Little Walter, Footit and Chocolat, Grock… On the seventh day, he had to rest because he was still laughing!” – Jean-Paul Farré

“Now she and I are sitting together in her room and eating chocolate, and I tell her that in the distant future, when we both go to heaven, we should try to get the chairs next to each other, near the dessert table.” – Anne Lamott

“Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.” – Ted Allen

“Nothing is better than a friend, except a friend who is bringing chocolate.”

“Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can’t have.” – Nina Sandmann

“Nothing heals the soul like chocolate. […] Chocolate is God’s excuse for broccoli.” – Richard Paul Evans

“Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food – it is therapy.” – Christelle Le Ru

“Put the chocolate in your bag and you will never get hurt.” – Fragmentarius

“Put ‘eat chocolate’ on the list of to do things today. That way at least you’ll get one thing done.”

“Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.”

“People who regularly drink chocolate are distinguished by good health and resistance to all kinds of minor illnesses that disturb the serenity of life.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“Patience is like chocolate… You can never have enough of it!” – Christelle Heurtault

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz

Chocolate Quotes For Love

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“You are the chocolate of my life, sprinkling sweet love along the way.”

“Without love and chocolate, there would be darkness and chaos.”

“When I was a kid, all I loved were books and chocolate.” – Sonia Rykiel

“Two thing I love about chocolate are: (1) the inside, and (2) the outside.”

“There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate and communists.” – Leslie Moak Murray

“The two famous lovers in this world are Mark Antony and a chocolate lover.”

“The most beautiful love verses can be used to conquer a woman or to wrap chocolates.” – Fabio Fazio

“The love? Overrated. From a biochemical point of view it is no different than a big feast of chocolate.” – John Milton

“Research tells us that fourteen out of ten people love chocolate.” – Sandra Boynton

“Nothing says love like a chocolate fountain.”

“My first love will always be chocolate.”

“Mom always said too much chocolate is like having too much love—you can’t get enough.” – Geraldine Solon

“Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto.” – Barbara Bretton

“Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you’re going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts in your mouth.” – Josh Stern

“Love chocolate to the fullest, without complex or false shame, because remember: “without a grain of madness, there is no reasonable man.” – François de La Rochefoucauld

“If you truly love someone, you’ll share your chocolate. Maybe.”

“If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.” – Julia Louis-Dreyfus

“I love you but a piece of chocolate is my first addiction.”

“I love chocolate; that’s one of my biggest downfalls.” – Carrie Underwood

“I love chocolate, and I allow myself to have chocolate. That doesn’t go against a diet for me.” – Juliette Binoche

“I like my relationships like I love my chocolate – undeniably sweet.”

“I like food: hamburgers, pizzas, gnocci, mashed potatoes and especially chocolate I like to eat to eat. Sometimes I’m sad for models who don’t eat. When you love food, you love life. When you love life, you love to love.” – Laetitia Casta

“I don’t believe in love phrases contained in chocolates. The only sentence they should put in is “You’re gaining weight, you idiot!” – Geppi Cucciari

“I don’t love acting; I love chocolate.” – Elizabeth Taylor

“How do you feel when the vanilla fudge melts in your mouth for the first time? Not surprisingly, this feeling is used to describe the intensity of love and sex.” – Sidney Wilfred Mintz

“Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.”

“Every sensible person loves chocolate.” – Bob Greene

“Don’t think chocolate is a substitute for love… Love is a substitute for chocolate.” – Miranda Ingram

“Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.” – Miranda Ingram

“Did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.” – Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

“Chocolate tastes sweeter when you eat it with someone you love.”

“Chocolate it’s like words of love, it’s good for morale.” – Light

“Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.” – John Milton

“Be it cookies, cakes, or milkshakes—I love chocolate in all forms!”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“All you need is love and chocolate.” – Taylor Lee

“All I need in life is a bit of patience, love, and chocolate.”

“Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.” – John Tullius

“Nice memories are like chocolate: you can’t survive on them alone, as they aren’t very filling, but they make life sweeter.” – Janine Weger

“Never trust anyone who doesn’t like chocolate.”

“My wife said, ‘Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.’ I said, ‘chocolate fudge.’” – Tommy Cooper

“My soul’s had enough chicken soup. Now it wants chocolate!”

“My mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get’.” – Tom Hanks

“My favorite dish is my chocolate mousse. It’s like heaven on earth. It’s the best chocolate mousse that you could ever imagine. You have to start with the highest-quality chocolate.” – Nancy Pelosi

“Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.” – Robert Muchamore

“Men can be divided into two categories: those who like chocolate and those who don’t want to admit it.”

“Men are like chocolate. At first they are all very sweet but then a bitter aftertaste always comes out. Fortunately, there are also reliable ones such as gianduiotti: they do not disappoint even after a feast.” – Tina Grube

“Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and usually point to your hips.” – Susan Savannah

“May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is chocolate.” – Geraldine Solon

“May your day be as sweet as chocolate melting lovingly on your tongue.”

“Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.”

“Make your day a little sweeter by adding a healthy dose of chocolate.”

“Exercise is such a filthy word! I have to cleanse my mouth with chocolate whenever I utter it.”

“Exercise is a dirty word… every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Everywhere in the world there are tensions – economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.” – Alain Ducasse

“Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” – Michael Levine

“Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.” – Milton S. Hershey

“Boy bands have their shirts open so you can see their chocolate bar and tight pants so you can see the hazelnuts!” – Laurent Ruquier

“As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” – Wayne Gerard Trotman

“As long as chocolate exists in this world, there will always be happiness.”

“Art is already advertising. The Mona Lisa could have served as a support for a brand of chocolate, Coca-Cola or anything else.” – Andy Warhol

“Anything that activates the joy center in the brain makes you happy, and therefore protects you. Oddly enough, that’s what they do in ‘Harry Potter’: The nurse gives the kids chocolates when they’ve been near the Dementors! ” – Jane Siberry

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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