Last Updated: July 23, 2022 by Quote.cc Team
It’s Monday morning, and your alarm is going off. It is the sign that a new work week has to start and that we must say goodbye to the bliss and comfort of Saturday and Sunday. Start your week on a positive note by reading these Monday quotes. To start your week, let these funny Monday quotes be your fuel to success. Together with these Good Morning Quotes for Them, you will be full of inspiration to start the week off right, right?
Below you will find our collection of motivational Monday quotes. Share these quotes with friends or fellows to inspire and encourage them on your Monday. I will make Mondays more exciting with these funny Monday quotes.
200 Motivational Monday Quotes to Inspire Your Week
Top 10 Monday Quotes
“Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine”, in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day” and frankly that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.”
“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”
“There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’” – Chuck Schumer
“Monday is the day of silence, the day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
“Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings times a year!” – David Dweck
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.” – Bill Gates
“Nature is a big part of my weekend. Whenever possible, I take Friday and Monday off and spend four days outdoors. We should remind ourselves that there was something here before us, a force more powerful than us.” – Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
“I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you’re going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it’s also for Wednesday’s dinner.” – Curtis Stone
“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” – Art Rooney
Happy Monday Quotes
“It’s a good day to have a good day!”
“New Monday. New week. New goals.”
“Monday. A fresh start. Embrace it!”
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste
“Be happy. Be yourself. If others don’t like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn’t about pleasing everybody.”
“Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.”
“Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy only four days until Friday.”
“Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”
“Happy Monday. Today is a beautiful day.”
“If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.”
“Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite.”
“I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” – Leggy Saul
“It’s Monday, don’t forget to be really awesome.”
Funny Monday Quotes
“MONDAYZzzz”
“Monday is a basic bitch.”
“Freak out cause it’s Monday again.”
“Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever”
“What about Monday? That could be one day we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes.” – Kevin Dalton
“All men tend to become angry and irritated at the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.” – Venus Rivers
“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep.”
“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”
“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”
“I really need a day between Sunday and Monday”
“Alright, Monday what kind of bullshit you got for me this time.”
“Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.”
“What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” – Gemma Collins
“Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been cancelled.”
“Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll
“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
“It’s just been a long week, that’s all.
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“It’s Monday. Time to take over the world.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?
“I’m hiding from Monday I know it’s close by.”
“Oh, come on. It’s Monday, not doomsday.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”
“Less Monday, more summer.”
“Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.” – Stephen King
“I whisper ‘What the fuck?’ to myself at least 20 times a day on Monday”
“Monday is great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station
“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” – Thomas Bernhard
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao
“Shortest horror story: Monday.”
“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev
“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.” – Rebecca Gober
“Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.”
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.”
“Dear Monday, my mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures.” – Arthur Darvill
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.” – Thomas Wayne
“Today is Monday, and that reasons enough for me to hate it.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, and it’s you.”
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” – Dan Salomon
“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”
Blessed Monday Quotes
“Make Today Beautiful!”
“It’s Monday. I’m happy. I’m blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week.”
“Wha seems o us as bier rials are often blessings in disguise.” – Oscar Wilde
“It’s Monday. It’s a new week. God is doing a new thing. New doors. New breaks. New blessings. Prepare your mind. Enlarge your vision.”
“I have to go to work on Mondays and yes everyone hates Mondays. But I look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.” – Dinky Manuel
“I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground.”
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”
“I’m convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend…”
“Thank God, it’s Monday.”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present.” – Joan Rivers
“Even though it’s Monday act like it’s Saturday.”
“It’s Monday but keep smiling.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.” – George Leedy
“This should be the spirit every Mondays. Know that something good will always happen.”
“Good things are going to HAPPEN.”
“Monday? It’s not bad. Begin this day with a grateful heart and do what you love.”
Monday Coffee Quotes
“Monday plan: drink coffee, be awesome, ignore negativity.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”
“I just don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday!”
“Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.”
“Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having a small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.”
“I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.”
“Good morning, all you need is love and a little coffee. Happy Monday!
“Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”
“A morning coffee is my favourite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” – Marcia Carrington
Monday Workout Quotes
“All progress takes place outside your comfort zone.”
“Strive for progress, not perfection.”
“You get what you repeat.”
“Do something today you will be proud of tomorrow.”
“The beginning is the most important part of the work.”
“Don’t let the scale define you. Be active, be healthy, be happy.”
“The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person’s determination.” – Tommy Lasorda
“All great achievements require time.” – Maya Angelou
“Create healthy habits, not restrictions.”
“The last three or four reps is what makes the muscle grow. This area of pain divides the champion from someone else who is not a champion. That’s what most people lack, having the guts to go on and just say they’ll go through the pain no matter what happens.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do.” – Oprah Winfrey
“I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I’ve been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” – Michael Jordan
“It’s going to be a journey. It’s not a sprint to get in shape.” – Kerri Walsh Jennings
“No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.” – Tony Robbins
“Sweat is fat crying.”
“To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.” – Steve Prefontaine
“It doesn’t get easier, you get stronger.”
“I am doing this for me.”
“If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.”
“If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can’t.” – Jerry Rice
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”
“Don’t count the days, make the days count.” – Muhammad Ali
“Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.” – Mahatma Gandhi
“The difference between try and triumph is a little ‘umph’.”
“Start every day by thinking of your WHY.”
“When you feel like quitting, think about why you started.”
“The moment when you want to quit is the moment when you need to keep pushing.”
“We cannot start over. But we can begin now and make a new ending.” – Zig Ziglar
“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit.” – Aristotle
“Do something today that your future self will thank you for.”
“Making excuses burns zero calories per hour.”
“Nothing will work unless you do.” – Maya Angelou
“There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” – Andrea L’Artiste
“People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.” – Casey Stoner
Motivational Monday Quotes
“Ok, Monday. Let’s do this!”
“Your monday is not going to be like saturday; the emotions are going to be different.” – Jean Grae
“Do something today that your future self will thank you for.”
“Begin the week with momentum and you’ll look back with great satisfaction on all you achieved.” – Skip Prichard
“The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.” – H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“If you try and lose then it isn’t your fault. But if you don’t try and we lose, then it’s all your fault.” – Orson Scott Card
“A ship is always safe ashore bu ha is no what I’m built for.” – Albert Einstein
“Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.”
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” – Lao Tzu’
“When people go to work, they shouldn’t leave their hearts at home.” – Betty Bender
“There is no royal, flower-strewn path to success. And if there is, I have not found it. For if I have accomplished anything in life, it is because I have been willing to work hard.” – C.J. Walker
“Make a pact with yourself today to not be defined by your past. Sometimes the greatest thing to come out of all your hard work isn’t what you get for it, but what you become for it. Shake things up today!” – Steve Maraboli
“Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.” – Harriet Tubman
“Few ever lived to old age, and fewer still ever became distinguished, who were not in the habit of early rising.” – John Todd
“It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.” – Aristotle
“Find a job you like, and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown
“I have a day job Monday to Friday. I work at a record label in Brooklyn called Ba Da Bing. It’s a great indie label and I listen to music all day. I meet people online and find out about the cool new music blogs.” – Sharon Van Etten
Inspirational Monday Quotes
“Mondays are for fresh starts.”
“Ok Monday, let’s do this!”
“It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing, it’s not permanent.”
“Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown
“New days should be greeted like new lovers and babies toddling along a table looking back to make sure we’re watching.” – Darnell Lamont Walker
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Renew, release, let go. Yesterday’s gone. There’s nothing you can do to bring it back. You can’t ‘should’ve’ done something. You can only do something. Renew yourself. Release that attachment. Today is a new day!” – Steve Maraboli
“Today is a new day. Don’t let your history interfere with your destiny! Let today be the day you stop being a victim of your circumstances and start taking action towards the life you want. You have the power and the time to shape your life. Break free from the poisonous victim mentality and embrace the truth of your greatness. You were not meant for a mundane or mediocre life!” – Steve Maraboli
“If you can dream it, you can do it.” – Wal Disney
“New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.” – Lao Tzu
“No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs.”
“Good things don’t come to those who wait. Good things come to those who pursue the goals and dreams they believe in.”
“Don’t let the word Monday scare you, do something awesome.”
“Have you ever seen the dawn full of deep silence and absolute clarity of perception? A dawning which you truly observe, degree by degree. It is the most amazing moment of birth. And more than anything it can spur you to action. Have a burning day.” – Vera Nazarian
“Wake up every Monday knowing that you can create something amazing this week.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
Good Morning Monday Quotes
“Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.” – Antonio Villaraigosa
“Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life.” – Ken Poirot
“Morning not only forgives, but it also forgets.” – Marty Rubin
“This morning do something different: When you wake up in the morning, wake your forgotten and forsaken dreams up as well, wake them up like an insisting rooster!” – Mehmet Murat ildan
“When you wake up every morning, let thanksgiving be your first thought.” – Lailah Gifty Akita
“On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men have created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith
“I drink [a]cup of sunlight every morning to brighten myself.” – Debasish Mridha
“This is your Monday morning. Remember that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”
“So fine was the morning except for a streak of wind here and there that the sea and sky looked all one fabric as if sails were stuck high up in the sky, or the clouds had dropped down into the sea.” – Virginia Woolf
“Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”
“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” – Groucho Marx
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” – Edmond Mbiaka
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.” – Germany Kent
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes. Good morning!
“Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.” – Lemony Snicket
“I never wake up in the morning and wonder why I am here. I wake up and wonder why I am not making here better.” – Jeffrey Fry
“The morning was full of sunlight and hope.” – Kate Chopin
“Morning brings back the heroic ages. There was something cosmical about it; a standing advertisement, till forbidden, of the everlasting vigour and fertility of the world. The morning, which is the most memorable season of the day, is the awakening hour. Then there is the least somnolence in us; and for an hour, at least, some part of us awakes which slumbers all the rest of the day and night.” – Henry David Thoreau
“The sun just touched the morning; the morning, happy thing, supposed that he had come to dwell, and life would be all spring.” – Emily Dickinson
“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love – then make that day count!” – Steve Maraboli
“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw shit, he’s up!” – Steve Maraboli
“Every morning was a cheerful invitation to make my life of equal simplicity, and I may say innocence, with Nature herself.”
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
In Conclusion
Mondays could be considered a new beginning, the day to start the week with a positive outlook and a determined mind.
We hope these Monday quotes have inspired and motivated you to be the best you can be this day. Use these Monday motivation quotes to prepare you for the greatness that lies ahead. Make it a happy Monday!