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200 Best Funny Twin Quotes And Sayings

Being a twin means crying together about things only you two understand and loving each other unconditionally. Here are some of our favourite quotes and sayings about twins and multiples. Enjoy this compilation of quotes about twins!

Here are 200 Quotes About Twins and Twin Sayings.

Top 10 Twin Quotes

“I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.” – Jerry Smith

“All who joy would win must share it. Happiness was born a Twin.” – Lord Byron

“There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.” – Josh Billings

“It’s double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins.”

“Twins – will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank account smaller, home happier, clothes shabier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for…”

“They’re not just sisters and twins. They’re best friends, and they care genuinely about each other.” – Chelsi Welch

“There’s two to wash, two to dry; There’s two who argue, two who cry; There’s two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there’s two to love!”

“I’m your twin. You’re my twin. We stick together through thick & thin. No matter what I do I’m always stuck with you. And if trouble comes our way I know my twin will save the day. Wherever you may be you’re always stuck with me. When you’re feeling sad & blue call my name & I’ll find you. We have a bond that’s tried & true, you and me, me and you, two by two.”

“The special relationship between twins is that, if there’s anyone else in the world that’s going to get or be the confidant that you need, it’s an identical twin.” – Sam Underwood

“Twins have a special bond. They feel safer with each other than with their peers.” – Jeanne Phillips

Short Twin Quotes

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“Nothing scares me. I have twins.”

“I can do anything. I created two humans, after all.”

“Some miracles come in pairs.”

“One of us was unplanned.”

“Genes so nice, I made them twice.”

“Sometimes miracles come in pairs.” – Richard Branson

“Laughing so hard… No one understands you but your twin!”

“A good neighbour will babysit. A great neighbour will babysit twins.”

“A joy that is shared is a joy made double.” – English Proverb

“I make two humans at a time, what’s your superpower.”

“Sometimes you make a wish and are granted two.”

“Yes, I have a twin. No, we do not switch places…”

“I figure if the twins are alive at the end of the day…”

“Yes, we’re twins. No, we can’t read each other’s minds.”

“Twice the blessing, twice the fun. Two miracles instead of one!”

“We made a wish. And two came true.”

“Life is so much better when you have twin to share the ride.”

“Twins. Twice the love, half the sleep!”

“Twins: two unique souls united by birth.”

Funny Twin Quotes

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“If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.” – Steven Wright

“The hospital was having a buy one, get one special.”

“God has a sense of humour; he created two of us…”

“Are they twins? No, they’re triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home.”

“I had twins before Beyoncé made it cool.”

“If one of the twins was born at 11:59 and the other came out 2 minutes later do they get separate birthdays?”

“Some twins create their own language…”

“Raising multiples is a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”

“Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.” – Khalil Gibran

“I’ve been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies.” – Gracie Gold

“When twins are separated, their spirits steal away to find the other.” – Jandy Nelson

“I had twins, so it was really uncomfortable [to sleep] because you lay on one side, and there’s a baby, and you lay on the other side, and there’s a baby. So I had a really hard time with it.” – Jennifer Lopez

“Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which.” – Algernon Charles Swinburne

“My twin sister, my cousin, and I used to write and perform plays for my family. We raided the closets for costumes and fought over parts. I’m sure I was the bossiest one.” – Connie Britton

“Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality; the other, a matter of time.” – Marabel Morgan

“When my twin takes a really good selfie… I steal it.”

“You can’t understand why other people can’t tell you apart from your twin…”

“Are they twins? Nope. There’s a third one…”

“All we do is twin, twin, twin, no matter what.”

“When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!”.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“I fought with my twin, the enemy within.” – Bob Dylan

“God creates twins when he makes a face he really likes.”

“Twins are usually hailed with delight, because they swell the power of the family, though in some instances they are put to death.” – John Hanning Speke

“Twins need to know that they can be alone without their twin.” – Joan A. Friedman

“That awkward twin moment when you see a picture of your twin…”

“Twins are so practical. It’s always nice to have a spare.” – Billie Burke

“Things every person should have: A nemesis. An evil twin. A secret headquarters. An escape hatch. A partner in crime. A secret identity.” – Wil Wheaton

“A twin knows exactly when the other one is spitting up, but that’s all they know about anything.” – Mary-Kate Olsen

“Twin problem – when you find a picture from when you were younger…”

“The moment when you realise that you’re talking with the wrong twin…”

“When you have twin four-year-olds, you are able to dance like a fool, often. And I do.” – Neil Patrick Harris

“You can’t live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain’t happening. Just the opposite, actually.” – Scott Ellis

“Twins. God’s way of saying, ‘One of you is a rough draft.’.”

“Two for the price of one? No, two for the price of two. The only thing these kids have shared is my uterus.”

“My strength and my weakness are twins in the same womb.” – Marge Piercy

“When my twin grandchildren, Linda and Lyeke, were born two years ago, it changed me. I felt it was the essence of what life is about, and I cried all day. When my son Pierre, their father, was born I didn’t cry like that.” – Andre Rieu

“You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.”

“Haha! You didn’t get lunch because mommy thought I was you and fed me twice!”

“Are they twins? Nope. There’s a third one but we just keep him around for spare parts!”

“Twins! Two for the price of one? No. Two for the price of freaking two! The only things they’ve shared so far are my uterus and their birthday!”

“No, your closely spaced children are nothing like having twins. But thanks for trying to relate.”

“That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and of them calls the other ugly.”

“I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I look like without plastic surgery.”

Best Twin Quotes

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“It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.” – Chinese Proverb

“In the world we live in, what we know and what we don’t know are like Siamese twins, inseparable, existing in a state of confusion.” – Haruki Murakami

“The goddess Artemis had a twin brother, Apollo, the many-faceted god of the Sun. He was her male counterpart: his domain was the city, hers the wilderness; he was the sun, hers the moon; his the domesticated flocks, hers the wild, untamed animals; he was the god of music, she was the inspiration for round dances on the mountains.” – Jean Shinoda Bolen

“I’ve always been fascinated by twins. In my forty years of photographing, whenever there was an opportunity, I would take a picture of twins. I found the notion that two people could appear to look exactly alike very compelling.” – Mary Ellen Mark

“As siblings, we were inextricably bound, even though our connections were loose and frayed…. And each time we met, we discovered to our surprise and dismay how quickly the intensity of childhood feelings reappeared…. No matter how old we got or how oft.” – Jane Mersky Leder

“I believe the only people who truly experience and test the application of equality are twins.” – Janis Joplin

“With twins, reading aloud to them was the only chance I could get to sit down. I read them picture books until they were reading on their own.” – Beverly Cleary

“I’m an only child. My mum and dad are six in each family. They’re both twins, and they only wanted one. I always say to them though that they’re lucky. – it could have all gone wrong.” – Luke Evans

“When you swear, swear seriously and solemnly, but at the same time with a smile, for a smile is the twin sister of seriousness.” – Plato

“Wisdom and goodness are twin-born; one heart must hold both sisters, never seen apart.” – William Dean Howells

“If you are a twin, you watch yourself live two lives–yours and hers. It’s a constant comparison. I am never as good as the bad I wanted her to be. I was the only soldier I needed. We couldn’t have known what splitting would mean. Time speeds past fast, scattering like shrapnel, and is quiet as cobwebs. We wait for the ambush. Sister will find out first; she’ll be my living memory. She will be the body left standing.” – Christa Parravani

“The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is a twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.” – Mark Twain

“All who would win joy must share it; happiness was born a twin.” – Lord Byron

“Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply.” – Jane Austen

“All my grandchildren bake. On a Saturday, Annabel’s boys, Louis and Toby, always bake. Louis makes a chocolate cake, Toby makes banana or lemon drizzle. They’re 12 and 10, and they can do it totally on their own. My son’s twin girls, Abby and Grace, are 14; they make birthday cakes and like to do it on their own with Mum out of the way.” – Mary Berry

“Being a mother of twins is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed.”

“A twin sister is like a good BRA. Supportive, comfortable, there to lift you up, and always close to your heart.”

Being A Twin Quotes

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“Being a twin, and being my sister’s twin, is such a defining part of my life that I wouldn’t know how to be who I am, including a writer, without that being somehow at the centre.” – Taiye Selasi

“What can I tell you about the alchemy of twins? Twins are two bodies that dance to each other’s joy. Two minds that drown in each other’s despair. Two spirits that fly with each other’s love. Twins are two separate beings conjoined at heart.” – Kamand Kojouri

“Being a twin, and knowing if my twin was gone or lost. – That’s a part of me. There’s no way I could be the same person knowing my brother had passed away.” – Scott Ellis

“Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being born together and then dying apart.” – Melodie Ramone

“Being a twin is not always easy. Why is everyone so blind? I may look like my brother, but I am one of a kind.”

“Happy National Twin Day! Your present is being related to me.”

“In this life, we will never truly be apart, for we grew to the same beat of our mother’s heart.” – Daphne Fandrich

“True twins share womb chemistry and endure many fateful slings and arrows together. The fabled connection between twins is true in my case.” – Gregory Benford

“Real excellence and humility are not incompatible ones with the other; on the contrary, they are twin sisters.” – Jean-Baptiste Henri Lacordaire

“You know, identical twins are never really identical. There is always one that is prettier, and the other one does all the work.” – Hedra Carlson

“Not even identical twins can have the exact same experiences, and their brains are not wired the same way.” – John Medina

“identical twins who have the exact same genes, one may die early of a heart attack, and the other may live a long, healthy life. Depending on their lifestyle and what they eat.” – Michael Greger

“All the work on heritability was never based on looking at genes; it was based on the similarity between identical twins or between parents and children. Now that geneticists can look at genes, they can’t find genes that account for more than 10 per cent of the variation in any human trait.” – Jerome Kagan

“You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore… but let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.” – Kahlil Gibran

“Anybody who objects to cloning on principle has to answer to all the identical twins in the world who might be insulted by the thought that there is something offensive about their very existence. Clones are simply identical twins.” – Richard Dawkins

“The special relationship with twins is that, if there’s anyone else in the world that’s going to get or be the confidant that you need, it’s an identical twin.” – Sam Underwood

“It’s a twin type of telepathy. My sister and I, we share the same DNA, so on paper, we’re the same person. I knew she was pregnant, like, right away. It’s so crazy. – but I asked her, and she said yes.” – Tia Mowry

“Look at identical twins. When you get closer, you start to see the small differences. It all depends on how much you magnify it.” – Brian Swanson

“It’s the most breathtakingly ironic things about living: the fact that we are all-identical twins included-alone. Singular. And yet what we seek-what saves us-is our connection to others.” – Wally Lamb

“Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other, but we’re not that way. That’s because of my parents, though, and having six kids in the family.” – Ashley Olsen

“Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he thought he saw his brother.” – Ray Romano

“In the beginning, we didn’t have a clue. There’s certainly nothing that prepares you for twins.” – Christine Mazier

Twin Quotes Love

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“Twice as much to love, two blessings from above.”

“When you gaze upon the lovely sight. Of twins, arm in arm, asleep at night. Think not that the house has been doubly messed. But that you, as parents, have been doubly blessed.” – Jon Bratton

“I love to be with my twins. They are my true joy in life.” – Nancy Grace

“I would love to have twins. I think there’s something nice about having two babies, and they’re there for each other their whole entire life.” – Melanie Brown

“There is a special bond between twin soul mate. – unconditional love, respect for each other, bringing out the best in each other, and highly compatible.” – Julien Offray de La Mettrie

“I’m in love with music, and I’m pregnant with it. It’s like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets.” – R. Kelly

“So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.”

“Two little blessings, sent from above. Twice the smiles, twice the love.”

“I’m telling you, this twin business is no joke. She takes my toys. She pulls my hair. Then, just as I scream loud enough to make them look, she hugs me!”

Twin Quotes For Birthday

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“People always seem to be more into congratulating my mom on surviving than wishing us Happy Birthday.”

“You may be twins but I see each of you differently, you each have a personality and no matter what you may share, you are both different individuals, have fun as you turn older my loves. Happy Birthday!”

“My twin is the best birthday present I’ve ever received.”

“Thank you to our mom and dad, who always made sure we each had a party.”

“Having to share your birthday could be worse, you could have been born on Christmas.”

“Happy birthday to the two girls who we can swear we can tell the difference between.”

“Happy Birthday X2”

“You are my favorite pair of twins, and today being your birthday, I want to wish you an awesome birthday full of joy and laughter.”

“You both came into our lives at unique moments, you both share wonderful qualities, something that brings pleasure. Happy Birthday our great twins. Two are indeed better than one. Enjoy your special day boys.”

“Twinning! Happy Birthday, twin!”

“Happy birthday to two of my favorite twins in the world. I am always proud to call you beautiful souls my friends.”

“Happy Birthday to the greatest BOGO of my life, love mom.”

“You are uniquely unique and I hope you know how happy I am to be sharing this day with you. Have fun as you blow out the candles dear twins, may you grow older than the hills.”

“Twins always get half the value of a present, but double the love.”

“Look at the bright side, you’ll never forget your sister’s birthday.”

“It’s always nice to get told how much you look like your brother unless you are a girl.”

“You have really grown into beautiful human beings. I hope your plus one will be a reason you keep those smiles on your faces. Have a great birthday my dear twins.”

“Being a twin teaches you life doesn’t center around you, even on your birthday.”

“Twinning and winning!”

“Happy Birthday to the coolest twins!”

“Twins. Double the trouble and twice the love!”

“Happy birthday to you two, I promise to one day tell which one of you is which.”

“My twin sister never forgets my birthday!”

“I am lucky because I have two loves of my life, I love you both so much and hope you enjoy your birthday my darling twins, you are appreciated!”

“Sure you always got the same presents, but if one broke you had another!”

“Sparkle and shine, it’s birthday party time!”

“Happy birthday, just know that you two are special because you should always come in a pair.”

“oh my gosh, let’s party!”

“Double the birthdays, double the cake!”

“Sometimes I can’t help but wonder how people get through life without a twin. Thank you for being my twin and do have a happy birthday!”

“May you find success in everything that you do. I love you with all of my heart and soul. Have an amazing birthday, my sweet twin sister.”

“Happy Birthday to the two people who were so special they had to arrive at the same time.”

“You always turn my tears into happy smiles and take away all my fears. That’s how precious you are to me. I am forever grateful for having a twin-like you. Have a wonderful birthday.”

“Twins have genes so nice God made them twice.”

“No yes, please, we aren’t tired of getting Double mint Gum as a present…”

“Twins are like a mirror for always.”

“Genes so nice, they made them twice!”

“My twin sister never forgets my birthday. I on the other hand…”

“If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time, my sister forgot my birthday.”

“Thanks for never forgetting my birthday.”

“We may be twins, but we are one of a kind.”

“We came into this world together. May we never be separated by anyone or anything. Happy birthday, my beautiful twin.”

“My twin sister always tells me, “Happy Birthday to my little sister.” She’s a minute older.”

“Since we share a birthday, it’s easier to get a birthday- week!”

“Birthday Twins!”

Twin Quotes Boy And Girl

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“Today the boy I like said I was the ugliest girl…”

“Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys…”

“A lot of people say, ‘Wow, you’re a single father of twin boys, that’s crazy!”’ Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn’t change it for anything. Every day they teach me different things. The love is there. When you have a two-year-old saying every other hour, ‘Papi, te amo. Papi, I love you,’ it can’t get better.” – Ricky Martin

“I would love to have a twin. A girl and abo. But who knows if that would happen. It would be my ideal situation. Wham, bam, be done with it.” – Joanna Krupa

“My twin, Go. I’ve said this phrase so many times; it has become a reassuring mantra instead of actual words: Mytwingo. We were born in the ’70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves. We even have a dash of twin telepathy. Go is truly the one person in the entire world I am totally myself with. I don’t feel the need to explain my actions to her. I don’t clarify; I don’t doubt, I don’t worry. I don’t tell her everything, not anymore, but I tell her more than anyone else, by far. I tell her as much as I can. We spent nine months back to back, covering each other. It became a lifelong habit. It never mattered to me that she was a girl, strange for a deeply self-conscious kid. What can I say? She was always just cool.” – Gillian Flynn

Twin Quotes Best Friend

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“Being a twin is like being born with a best friend.”

“Twin sisters are the perfect best friend.”

“BTFF. Born together, best friends forever.”

“My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

“Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.” – Susan Scarf Merrell

“You are not only my twin brother, but you are also my best friend. Happy birthday to the world’s sweetest brother.”

“A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. And Erinn Smart once said, My brother, is my best friend.”

“Sibling relationships…outlast marriages, survive the death of parents, resurface after quarrels that would sink any friendship. They flourish in a thousand incarnations of closeness and distance, warmth, loyalty and distrust.” – Erica E. Goode

“A good friend will babysit. A great friend will babysit twins.”

“Born together, friends forever.”

“It’s a twin thing. 10 tiny fingers, 10 tiny toes, 2 babies to cuddle, 2 babies to snuggle, 2 babies sleeping side by side, 2 babies growing side by side, 2 babies chatting, 2 babies giggling, 2 heart-melting smiles, 2 heart-melting kisses, 2 best friends to share their life together, with double the hugs and double the love!”

“Twins are more than just friends. They are more like a very small gang.”

“Being a twin is like being born with a best friend.” – Tricia Marrapodi

“I love my friend that I can’t get rid of.”

“The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.” – Cali Rae Turner

Originally published October 13, 2019, updated January 31, 2021

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